We think about sex a lot around here, and we watch and read and talk about it. Most of what we see depicted is some sort of fantasy world where everyone is hot, everyone is aroused, everyone is adventurous, and everyone is satisfied, fully, all of the time. And we know that’s not exactly reality. Sometimes, sex is just mediocre. Occasionally, there are horror stories.
To celebrate Halloween, we’d like to hear your sex horror stories. And don’t worry, there are prizes for the scariest ones.
How to Enter:
Email your sex horror story to us at firstname.lastname@example.org in the form of an attached document or pasted in the email body. Please paste “Scary Story Contest Entry” in the subject line. Ideally, your story is true, funny, more memoir than erotica and reasonably non-violent.
Our team of Crave judges will choose the top three entries. The grand prize winner will receive a $250 shopping spree on lovecrave.com and their story will run as a Cravings post. Two runner ups will receive a $150 shopping spree on lovecrave.com.
The contest runs now through October 27. See the full contest details here.
So, allow your mind to unblock those terrifying memories and write it all down as some sort of therapy. If you win, much better vibes will be coming your way.