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We can’t know what new women-bashing insults Candidate Trump will come up with tonight, but we’ll fight back the best way we know how — spreading pleasure to fight the pain. From the moment the candidates walk on stage tonight until the final applause dies down, we’ll offer an unprecedented 50% off everything on our site — just use the code TRUMPTRUMP at checkout. 

The fine print: TRUMPTRUMP orders will ship during the week of 9/21/15. 50% discount can be applied to one order per customer. Offer valid only during the live broadcast of the GOP Primary Debate. Discount valid only at


  1. on September 20, 2015 at 11:39 pm

    Do you ship overseas? Specifically, South Africa?

  2. J on September 27, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    Damn, I missed it. 🙁

  3. L on April 17, 2016 at 12:17 am

    Noooooooo, missed the offer!

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